Hooman Being
Shipping
Hooman Being is the most accurate product description ever printed on a tee.
Manufactured by Mom & Dad. Assembled at home. Ingredients: 50% Chaos, 30% Dreams, 20% Memes. Special abilities include overthinking, daydreaming, and advanced laziness.
Wear it proudly. You are exactly as described.
- Material
- Heavyweight Cotton
- GSM
- 240
- Fit
- Oversized
- Print Method
- DTG (Direct-to-Garment)
- Front Print
- Cute doodle character with "HOOMAN BEING® 100% Organic" in bold type
- Back Print
- Full product spec label — Manufactured by Mom & Dad, Assembled at Home, Handle With Care, ingredients, special abilities, battery life and warning label
Made to order. Delivered in 7–9 days, across India.
We don't keep shelves of stock waiting to be sold. Each piece is made once you order it — cut, printed, and checked, one at a time.
Shipping
• Made for you, not off a shelf — please allow 7–9 days
• Free shipping, anywhere in India
• Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships
Exchanges
We stand by every piece we make. If something arrives damaged, or we've sent the wrong one, tell us within 3 days and we'll make it right.
A change of heart isn't grounds for an exchange here — but a mistake on our end always is.
Will this fit true to size?
It's designed oversized on purpose — relaxed through the shoulders and body. Check the size guide if you're between sizes.
How long will delivery take?
Each piece is made to order. Delivery takes 7–9 days, with free shipping across India, always.
What if it doesn't fit?
Exchange it within 3 days of delivery. No questions asked.
How should I wash it?
Pre-shrunk and bio-washed, so it holds its shape. A gentle cold wash keeps it looking new longest.
What's it made of?
240 GSM heavyweight cotton — thicker and more durable than standard tees.
Note: Kindly ensure you verify the size before placing your order to guarantee a perfect fit.
Hooman Being