Hooman Being

Specifications: 100% Organic. Handle with care.

Hooman Being is the most accurate product description ever printed on a tee. Manufactured by Mom & Dad. Assembled at home. Ingredients: 50% Chaos, 30% Dreams, 20% Memes. Special abilities include overthinking, daydreaming, and advanced laziness. Battery life: 3 coffees per day. Warning: prone to sarcasm and overreaction.

Wear it proudly. You are exactly as described.

🧵 240 GSM Heavyweight Cotton — Thick, structured, built to last. A weight that holds its shape and feels substantial on the body.

📐 Oversized Fit — Relaxed through the shoulders and body. Wear it as a statement or layer it — both work.

🎨 Front Print — A cute doodle character with "HOOMAN BEING® 100% Organic" in bold type. Small, clever, impossible not to smile at.

📋 Back Print — Full product spec label: Manufactured by Mom & Dad, Assembled at Home, Handle With Care. Ingredients, special abilities, battery life, and a warning label that describes every human alive. Witty, detailed, dangerously shareable.

🖨️ DTG Printed — Direct to garment printing for sharp, vibrant, long lasting colour that won't crack or fade.

💛 Made With Purpose — 5% of every Bee & Beaver order supports children at Emmanuel Orphanage. When you wear this, a child smiles.

🔄 Easy Exchange — Not the right fit? Request your exchange within 3 days of delivery and we'll sort it out, no questions asked.

🚚 Free Shipping Across India — Always. No minimums.

⏱️ Crafted Fresh For You — Made to order and delivered in 7–9 days.

This isn't just a tee. It's a user manual.

Bee & Beaver — Kindness, expressed.